Truth about Death Star destruction revealed
Posted by Monsieur K.
We shouldn't always believe what we see in movies. For example, I have reasons to think that Spiderman does not protect New York City from super-villains and other mutants, and even if I do not underestimate urban violence, John Carpenter's documentaries on N.Y.C. and L.A. do present some slight inaccuracies. Then, why do everyone seem to be so sure bout the circumstances surrounding the Death Star destruction, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ? Maybe it was the music. You must admit it's easier to make people believe you when you're backed by John Williams.
Anyway, luckily for us, some smart guy on the Internet collected all the evidence he could find about this tragic event and published his findings, developing an interesting theory that could help us understand what really happened on this day.
Little disclaimer: though it's only meant to be a funny text, if you're a bit touchy about conspiracy theories, you might not like it that much.